Written on April 1, 2008 – 7:41 am | by Bogdan Alex |
In some episode of X Files S1, Mulder sees an UFO and the US army erases his short term memory in order to keep the UFOs shrouded. I kept asking myself how exactly people can pull something like that without leaving visible scars on the visage skin. Now I found a method, a damn good one that leaves no trace of medical procedures. I give you the Cyber MC brainwashing goggles!

The manufacturer claims these goggles can keep you in good shape, but I reckon they’re meant for a whole lot more. I can’t clearly understand how the Orange Dream special software that comes with the goggles helps you do things like lose weight, quit smoking or meditate. Presumably, it flashes images in front of your relaxed eyes to reprogram your brain to associating tasty chocolate or delicious, flavorful cigarettes with something unappealing like fat monsters and third degree skin burns.
But imagine sneaking some of these goggles inside a VR helmet. Those VR fans could simply become your slaves… zombies if you please. That’s a bit far out, I know. OK, you might as well keep fit with a minimum of effort. Be a couch potato and still remain in good shape just by programming your brain to ignore the laziness in you.